Wednesday, November 27
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Gloves for His Love, circa 1910 – A young man goes to the department store…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Underwear – Yo’ Mama is so old, she has to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Harpooned – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went…
Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Onions – Yo’ Mama’s breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Ugly Ass – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when her…
Man and Pig? – Q: What’s the difference between a man and a pig? A:…
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Geriatric Halloween – There was an old couple who hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long…
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