Friday, March 14
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Toilet Paper Enlargement Kit – A self-conscious wife asks her husband, "Honey, are my boobs…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Space – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can’t even…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Kickstand – Yo’ Mama is so poor, her car came…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Dealer – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she’s got more…
Chicago Bears Bashing – Q: Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois?A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Ear Infection – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she gave…
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BB Boys – A mother is making a cake for her three sons when she…
Piss Paul Pete – There once was a girl named Suzy Brown Said no one…
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