Wednesday, November 27
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Flat… Pirate’s Dream – Yo’ Mama is so flat, pirates can’t…
Yo Mama’s So Fat… Epilepsy – Yo’ mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as…
Stupid People Euphemisms – — Not the brightest crayon in the box– Not the sharpest…
Yo’ Mama… Sex Positions – Q: What sexual positions make the ugliest babies?A: I don’t…
Yo mama’s so ugly… kid – Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid…
Yo’ Mama Is so Ugly… Cigarette Butts – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, I’ve seen…
Valentine’s Day Surprise – A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine’s Day walk…
Careful What You Wish For – A couple was golfing one day on a very,…
Unwanted Compliment – Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget?A: Wow! Your…
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