Thursday, March 13
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Glories of old age – Q: What does an old woman have that a young…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Night and Day – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… TV Dinner Mishap – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she…
So many to choose from – Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A:…
Staring Insult – If someone ever says, “What are you staring at?” Say “I don’t…
Yo mama’s so fat… Sherpas – Yo mama’s so fat, even Sherpas can’t climb her.
Limerick: Horny Lil – There was a horny young lady named Lil, Who fucked dynamite…
Shipwreck’d – Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island after a…
Russian Vodka Urine – A Russian guy comes across a bottle of vodka on the…
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Who Was the Most Drunk? – Three guys compare their levels of intoxication from a…
Geek Booty Call… Visceral – Your appendages are more visceral than ten Dario Argento films.
Sexually Exhausted Jock – At a high school an English teacher is busy with work…
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