Wednesday, November 27
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Tickle Me Elmo – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she…
Duuuuh Dumb Jock – He’s such a dumb jock, that when he was driving to…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Ski Slope – Yo’ Mama is so fat, people use…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Quarterback – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks a…
Conversation – This is an A B conversation, so you can C your way out…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Ear Infection – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she gave…
A Lesson In Morals – One day at the end of class, little Johnny’s teacher…
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