Wednesday, March 12
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Park – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she goes…
Preferential Treatment – A fat woman and a skinny woman were sitting together at a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Dime – Yo’ Mama is so short, she could sit…
Blonde Lesbian – Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Radar – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she shows up…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Cockroach – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when I stepped…
Cow with No Legs – Q: What do you call a cow with no legs.…
Fishsticks are for Lovahs – A kid walks by his parents having sex asks what’s…
Nudist Camp – A guy joined a nudist camp and when he told his mom…
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