Wednesday, March 12
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Sandbox – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Clippers Game – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she went…
James Johann: Held Back a Year – My buddy Brian had a kid a few…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Tin Can – Yo’ Mama is so poor, her bathroom…
Face 2 Face – "Hey, how’s your face feeling?" "Fine. Why?" "Because it’s killing me!"
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Pour Water – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she can’t…
Archeological Gag – How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and…
Queen & Celibacy – Long time ago, in the land of Persia there lived a…
Pitching a Tent – Little gay Johnny asks Billy, "If you went camping and woke…
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