Wednesday, November 27
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Trash – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, when she walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Elevator – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she gets…
Yo’ Mama Is So Redneck… Mobile Home – Yo’ Mama so redneck, she thought an…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Speed Limit – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when the…
Yo’ Mama’s Head Is So Big… Dreams – Yo’ Mama’s head is so big, she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Odor Eaters – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, she used…
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Pee Up A Rope – Two men were out fishing, when they found a lamp…
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