Monday, December 23
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Chef Boyardee – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she masturbates…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Bus – Yo’ Mama is like a bus: she’s big, she…
Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Clock – Yo’ Mama’s breath is so nasty, when she walks by…
Scott LaRose: 1993 World Trade Center Bomber – Mohammed Salameh — it sounds like something…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Plants – Yo’ Mama is so dirty, plants grow out…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Car – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she sold her…
Dog Abilities – Q: Why do dogs lick their balls?A: Because they can.Q: So why…
Grandma’s Birthday – What do you give an 80 yr-old grandma for her birthday? Mikey,…
Gay Dinosaur – Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Megasoreass.
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