Friday, February 28
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Tough… Half the Man – Yo’ Mama is so tough, you’ll…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Indecent Exposure – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she gets…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Boarding Ticket – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the last…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Run-Away – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she ran…
Yo’ Mama Is So Flat… KFC Bucket – Yo’ Mama is so flat, the last…
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Fishin’ or Buggery? – There was this man who had a dog. Every Sunday morning…
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