Saturday, November 23
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Beyond Brown-Noser – Q: What’s the difference between a brown-noser and a sh*thead?A: Depth perception.
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Estimate – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she goes…
Yo’ Sister Is So Ugly… Yo’ Mama – Yo’ sister is so ugly, I thought…
POV – An Insult: I’m trying to see things from your point of view, but…
Yo Mama’s So Fat… Picture – Yo mama is so fat, her picture fell off…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Rotation – Yo’ Mama is so fat, yo’ daddy only…
Fish Market – One day there was a blind man walking down the street and…
Banker Joke – A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says…
Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed! – There guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says…
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No Bees Here – There was a brave with no sexual experience. He went to…
The Raffle – A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing…
The Ghost – On a rainy night, three guys were driving through the countryside. Their…
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