Wednesday, March 12
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Quarter – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she sits…
You’ll Be So Fat…Cookbook – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll get turned on…
Yo’ Mama’s Cooking… Homeless – Yo’ Mama’s cooking is so bad, the homeless give it…
Eight Days of Giving – Q: What do you call a blow job that lasts…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Almond Joy – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her mouth…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Boyz II Men – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Daddy’s Toe – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she bit…
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Streakers and Strokers – Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench when…
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