Wednesday, November 27
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Hokey Pokey – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
You’ll Be So Fat…Mayonnaise – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll put mayonnaise on…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Donut Seeds – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks…
Brought Religion into My Life – Man: You’ve brought religion into my life.Woman: Really? How?Man:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Menopause – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought menopause…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Bag of Chips – Yo’ Mama is like a bag of…
First impressions are everything – Q: What did the prositutes knee say to the other?…
What’s green and smells like … – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
Juicy Squirt – The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy…
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Miracle Exercise – There was a woman who had very small breasts and was too…
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