Wednesday, November 27
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Movies – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she went to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Cheek – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when you tell…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Interstate 95 – Yo’ Mama’s so fat, she uses Interstate…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Burnt Ass – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when I…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… 7-Eleven – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she went into…
You’ll Be So Fat…Estimate – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving next time you go…
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