Tuesday, November 26
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Cross the Road… Radical Woman – Q: Why did the woman cross the road?A: I…
Lightbulbs… Male Chauvinists – How many male chauvinists does it take to screw in a…
Bonus Time – What’s the difference between a bonus and a penis? Your wife will…
Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart – Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart? A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Smoked Turkey – Yo’ Mama is so fat, after sex,…
You’ll Be So Fat…90210 – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving the next time you…
Morning After the Orgy – Q: What is worse than waking up the morning after…
Farting gay men – Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum…
Gay Sperm – Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?A:…
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Chocolate and Viagra – Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra?A:…
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