Wednesday, March 12
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Boarding Ticket – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the last…
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