Tuesday, November 26
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Brushing – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she brushes her…
Woman Without an A**hole – Q: What do you call a woman with no a**hole?A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Checks – Yo’ Mama is so poor, her checks bounce…
Brunette With Six Legs – Q: What has brown hair, six legs, and sings like…
Lightblow – How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two — one…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Bacon – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon…
Sonny, Got Any Viagra? – An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two…
A Little Takeout Humor – What did the gay man say in the Chinese restaurant?…
Jack and Jill II – Jack and Jill Went up the hill To smoke some…
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Amuse-o-tron – As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
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