Tuesday, March 11
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… To Be Continued – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Bath – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she went…
In the Groove – A hippie saunters into an urban Bar & Grill and orders…
Instant Cow Attraction! – How do you get a hundred cows in a barn? You…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Farts – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she farts,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Kid Names – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she names…
Hard Luck – One day a man was hiking down an old dirt road when…
Late Cannibal – Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner?…
The Hurt Bird and the S**t – One day a man was stuck in bumper…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… A**hole – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she can jump…
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