Tuesday, November 26
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo Mama’s So Fat… Epilepsy – Yo’ mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as…
Stupid People Euphemisms – — Not the brightest crayon in the box– Not the sharpest…
Yo’ Mama… Sex Positions – Q: What sexual positions make the ugliest babies?A: I don’t…
Yo mama’s so ugly… kid – Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid…
Yo’ Mama Is so Ugly… Cigarette Butts – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, I’ve seen…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Bronzer – Yo’ Mama’s so fat, she doesn’t use bronzer…
Equal Opportunity Gas – Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them,…
The Perils of Flatulence – Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?…
Beatles – What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.
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