Tuesday, November 26
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Portraits – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her portraits hang…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Nuts – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she can only…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Ladder – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she took a…
Shorty – You are so small that when it rains, you are the last to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Accident Report – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, cops stop…
Yo’ Mama Is So Flat… Pirate’s Dream – Yo’ Mama is so flat, pirates can’t…
Workplace Farting: Options Explored – Whether the cause is a previous night of drinking or…
Two Gay Men and a Shower – Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making…
Sharper Than a Ginsu – What is the sharpest thing in the world? A Fart.…
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