Tuesday, November 26
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
First impressions are everything – Q: What did the prositutes knee say to the other?…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Vibrator – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Bag of Crap – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the…
Two Blondes Face a Parking Dilemma – Every day after work two blondes would look…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Chinstrap – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, her wig has…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Hair Line – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her hairline…
Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover – On the night of the prom, a boy’s girlfriend is…
Fine Fly Dining – Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes…
Little Girls – Why don’t little girls fart? Because they don’t have assholes until they’re…
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