Monday, March 10
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Ladder – Yo’ Mama is so short, she had to…
I Don’t Get It – How do you keep someone stupid occupied? By telling them…
Yo Mama’s so Stank…Breath – Yo’ mama’s breath so nasty, I don’t know whether to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Mice – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she makes the…
The Secret of Women – Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured…
Glories of old age – Q: What does an old woman have that a young…
The Blonde and the Deodorant – The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the…
Deaf and Dumb Kid – What did the deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?…
The Blonde and Car Maintenance – A blonde buys a used sports car. However, during…
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Spot Between – What do you call the spot between a woman’s vagina and her…
Let Them Eat Homework – Why’d the boy eat his homework? His teacher told him…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… McDonald’s – Yo’ Mama is like McDonald’s: over 90 billion served.
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