Monday, March 10
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Parked Car – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she got…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Jesus – Yo’ Mama is so old, she’s got a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Mirror – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she has to…
The Four Ghosts of the White House – One night, George W. Bush is tossing…
Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Look Up – Yo’ Mama is so short, she has…
Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Teeth – Yo’ Mama’s breath is so nasty, when she burps, her…
Three Flies in a Bathroom – Three flies in a trashcan get trapped overnight in…
Eating the Oldies – A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.
Rubbed the Wrong Way – A young, innocent couple goes on their honeymoon. They get…
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