Friday, February 28
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Top Blonde Speed – Q: Why is a blonde’s top speed 68 mph?A: Because at…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Heavyweight Boxer – Yo’ Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a…
Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Lips – Yo’ Mama’s breath is so bad, when she talks, her…
First impressions are everything – Q: What did the prositutes knee say to the other?…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Vibrator – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Bag of Crap – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the…
Magic Fingers – While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into the…
Dirty Cowboy Mustache – Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache?A: ‘Cuz…
Bravery – What’s the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
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