Saturday, January 11
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Ladder – Yo’ Mama is so short, she had to…
I Don’t Get It – How do you keep someone stupid occupied? By telling them…
Yo Mama’s so Stank…Breath – Yo’ mama’s breath so nasty, I don’t know whether to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Mice – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she makes the…
The Secret of Women – Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured…
Glories of old age – Q: What does an old woman have that a young…
Perfect Relationship – A sixty-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when…
The Farmer and the Prostitute – Q: What’s the difference between an epileptic farmer and…
Women vs. Dog Poop – Q: What’s the similarity between a woman and dog poop?A:…
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