Tuesday, November 26
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
What’s the difference between a blonde… – Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and…
Nerds vs. Blonde Co-Eds – Q: What’s the difference between nerdy co-eds and blonde co-eds?A:…
Pea Brain Blonde – Q: Why was the blonde’s brain the size of a pea…
Arkansas Fertility – Q: Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?A: Sooner or later,…
Elvis vs. John McCain – Q: What’s the difference between John McCain and Elvis?A: Some…
Big Fat Mopeds – What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? They’re both…
Fishin’ or Buggery? – There was this man who had a dog. Every Sunday morning…
40′ Long and Stinky – What is 40 feet long and smells like urine? Line…
Butt Cheeks – Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other?A: Together, we…
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