Monday, March 10
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Trophies – Yo’ Mama is so short, she models for…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Bedtime – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she has to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Christmas – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when she heard…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Bald… Rollers – Yo’ Mama is so bald, she has to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Underwear – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she farts,…
An Old Fart – A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. The…
Blondes and cow patties – What do blondes and cow patties have in common? The…
Santa’s lap – Do you know what would be sick? If you sat in Santa’s…
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