Monday, March 10
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Redneck… Favorite City – Yo’ Mama is so redneck, Costco is…
Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Driver’s License – Yo’ Mama is so short, you can…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Feet Picture – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she couldn’t…
You”re So Ugly…Drop-Off – You”re so ugly, when yo” mama dropped you off at school,…
Wake up, Stand up – A woman wakes up one morning and open the blinds.…
You’re So Small… – You’re so small you could milk a cow standing up.
Kurt Co-brain – Q: What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?A: The wall behind him.
The Cross-Eyed Cow – One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he…
Genie-wine – While he was rooting around in the basement, a man found a magic…
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