Tuesday, November 26
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Birth Certificate – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Dreams – Yo’ Mama is so old, she dreams in…
Signs It’s a Bad Day – — You wake up on pavement.– You can’t find…
Comeback Before You Leave – If I want to hear from an asshole, I’ll fart!
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Santa – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she wore a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Rainbows – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she makes rainbows…
Camoflauge Clothing – There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle…
Fly Off The Toilet – Why did the fly fall off the toilet? It got…
Barnum & Bailey – Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to…
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