Tuesday, November 26
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Speed Bumps – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Google Maps – Yo’ Mama is so fat, you can…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Rice – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, it took her…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Noah’s Ark – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
A.J. Jamal: Worshipped Animals – I’m a vegetarian. We worshipped animals when we were growing…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… DNA – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks DNA…
Overbite – Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite?A: When you’re eating…
Things Just Fallin’ Off – This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button…
Shipwreck’d – Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island after a…
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German Windbreaker – What do you call "fart" in German? Farfrompoopin!
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