Monday, March 10
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
You’ll Be So Fat…Mayonnaise – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll put mayonnaise on…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Donut Seeds – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks…
Brought Religion into My Life – Man: You’ve brought religion into my life.Woman: Really? How?Man:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Menopause – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought menopause…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Bag of Chips – Yo’ Mama is like a bag of…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Conclusion – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can’t even…
A Small Journey Through Hell – A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil…
Doggy Style – Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: Because he can’t make…
Scratchy Lottery – A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked confused, so a clerk…
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