Tuesday, November 26
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
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Big Fat Mopeds – What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? They’re both…
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Divorce and Circumcision – Q: What’s the difference between a divorce and a circumcision?A: In…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Heaven – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she broke the…
Eating Out – A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he…
First impressions are everything – Q: What did the prositutes knee say to the other?…
Workplace Farting: Options Explored – Whether the cause is a previous night of drinking or…
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