Tuesday, November 26
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Identifying Clyde – Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the…
Yo Mama’s so stupid… supermarket – Yo’ mama so stupid, she got locked in a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Deodorant – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Torture – Yo’ Mama is so dirty, they won’t even…
Yo Mama”s so fat… Jerry Springer – Yo Mama”so fat she was on Jerry Springer…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Senior Photo – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her senior…
Admiring Midget at a Urinal – A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s…
The Aggie, the Longhorn, and the Goat – An Aggie and a Longhorn had just…
The Seven Dwarves Go to Rome – The seven dwarves are in Rome and they…
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