Tuesday, November 26
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Air Conditioning – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she waves…
Yo’ Mama Is Such a Drunk… Martinis – Yo’ Mama is such a drunk, if…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Useless – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she’s as useless…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Red Lobster – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Police Station – Yo’ Mama is so dumb, she went…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Jelly Beans – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, when she…
Turtle Soup – A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I’d…
Star Trek – Q: What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?…
Poem by a Man at a Urinal – As I stand here, and try to…
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