Monday, March 10
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Woman Without an A**hole – Q: What do you call a woman with no a**hole?A:…
Russian Beauties – What do you call a beautiful girl in Russia? A tourist.
Drooling Drummer – Q: How can you tell if the drummer’s platform is level?A: Drool…
Yo’ Mama vs. NY Jets – Q: How is Yo’ Mama like the New York…
You’ll Be So Fat…Driver’s License – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving your driver’s license…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Stretch Marks – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she leaves…
Baby boomers – Q: What”s worse then finding 10 zombie babies in a garbage can?…
Condom Recycling – Q: How do you recycle a condom?A: Turn it inside out and…
The Cork – A guy in the locker room saw another guy with a piece…
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Lawyer on His Deathbed – Steve lies dying, as Jack, his law partner of 40…
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