Tuesday, November 26
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Umbilical Cord – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when you…
A New Set of Golf Clubs – Bob: "I just got a new set of…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Fresh Crabs – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she put…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Coast Guard – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the Coast…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Belly Button – Yo’ Mama is so old, her belly…
Yo’ Mama Is So Flat… Tattoo – Yo’ Mama is so flat, she tattooed "Front"…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Flushed – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she walked…
Leper and Prostitute – Q: What did the leper say the the prostitute? A: Keep…
Cuz Penguins Drive Cars – It’s a really hot day and this penguin is having…
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Geek Booty Call… Visceral – Your appendages are more visceral than ten Dario Argento films.
Soccer Booty Call… Mouth – I would like to approach your goalmouth. Goooaaalll!
Hot Babe in Bar – A hot babe goes into a bar and orders a…
Old Couple – One day an old man and his wife were sitting in their…
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