Monday, March 10
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Lantern – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she closes her…
Lawyer Experiments – Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Happy Dog – How much do I owe Yo’ Mama?…
Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Comb Her Mustache – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so busted, she can…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Jurassic Park – Yo’ Mama is so old, I took…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Oxygen – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, when you were…
Amish Leg Warmers – There’s this Amish girl and she tells her mom that her…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Tin Can – Yo’ Mama is so poor, her bathroom…
Medical Samples – An old man and his wife went to the doctor’s office. The…
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