Tuesday, November 26
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo mama’s So Old…Act Your Age – Yo’ mama so old, I told her to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Pictures – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the only pictures…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Tide – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn’t…
Blonde Tag – Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?A: One.
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Door Knob – Yo’ Mama is like a door knob: everybody…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Twins – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she was…
A Hooker and a Bungee Jump – What do a bungee jump and a Hooker…
Constipated Accountant – Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn’t budget so he…
Walks Into a Bar… Monkey Eats Everything – A guy walks into a bar with…
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