Friday, February 28
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Paper Plates – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she washes…
Blonde’s License – A cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Shocks – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has shocks…
Yo Daddy Is So Bald – Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a…
Top Blonde Speed – Q: Why is a blonde’s top speed 68 mph?A: Because at…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Heavyweight Boxer – Yo’ Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a…
White Stuff in Bird Poop – Q: Do you know what the white stuff in…
Mommy, Mommy! – "Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?" "Shut up and eat…
Going Way Postal – A guy applied for a job at a post office and…
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