Saturday, November 23
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Batman – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she threw a…
The Stick – ”Did you ever find the guy?” ”What guy?” ”The guy who beat…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… TV – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the only thing…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Nipples – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Lawyer Minivan Tragedy – Q: Four lawyers drive a minivan over a cliff. What’s the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Don King – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her armpits…
Poem by a Man at a Urinal – As I stand here, and try to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Spatula – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles…
Nailing Osama – What’s funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless…
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