Tuesday, November 26
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Smallness – You’re so small that when it rains you’re the last to know!
Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Yellow Light – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she smiles…
Yo Mama’s So Fat… Corduroys – Yo’ mama so fat, she wore corduroys and smoothed…
Jane’s Addiction – Q: What’s the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer? A:…
Blonde’s Connection Down – A blonde complains to a brunette friend that her Internet is…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Birth Certificate – Yo’ Mama is so old, her birth…
Statues Come to Life – Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the…
A Small Journey Through Hell – A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil…
Eating the Oldies – A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.
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