Sunday, March 9
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama vs. Walrus – Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a walrus?A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Offering Plate – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she makes…
Undercover Cops – Q: What’s another name for undercover cops?A: Pigs-in-a-blanket.
Yo Mama’s so fat… After sex – Yo mama’s so fat that, after sex I…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Goodbye Kiss – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, yo’ daddy…
Yo’ Mama’s Hair… Wilson – Yo’ Mama’s hair is so nasty, Wilson couldn’t pick it.
Laxative Cough Therapy – An old man goes to the pharmacy for cough syrup. The…
Lucky Dog – Jeremy and Kris walk down the street and see a dog licking…
Rocky Mountain Oysters – Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky…
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Black Eyes – A guy with two black eyes walks into church one Sunday. The…
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The Irishman’s Wish – An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He…
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