Tuesday, November 26
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Make Up – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Family Reunion – Yo’ Mama is so skanky, she went…
Smallness – You’re so small that when it rains you’re the last to know!
Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Yellow Light – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she smiles…
Yo Mama’s So Fat… Corduroys – Yo’ mama so fat, she wore corduroys and smoothed…
Jane’s Addiction – Q: What’s the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer? A:…
Constipated Accountant – Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn’t budget so he…
Christmas Cookie Dough – Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Flushed – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she walked…
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Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Gang Signs – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so crooked, when she smiles,…
Blonde & Turtle – Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?…
Knock, Knock… Arthur – Knock knock Who’s there? Arthur Arthur who? Arthur any better jokes…
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