Tuesday, November 26
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Death waits – There were three men on death row, a Brit, an American, and…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Wall – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, when she leans…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Act Her Age – Yo’ Mama is so old, when…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Animal Crackers – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, they use…
Cosmetic Walk – Q: Why does the cosmetics salesgirl walk funny?A: Her lips stick.
Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Hold Up – Yo’ Mama is so dirty, when I…
Four Worms and a Funeral – Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The…
Geriatric Medicine – An old woman goes to the doctor’s office. The doctor gives her…
Huntin’ License – A man named Jed went hunting near the border of Alabama and…
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Dinosaur Booty Call… Name – Curious to see why they call me a "please-you-a-saur?"
Art Gallery Nudes – A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture…
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