Sunday, March 9
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Shovel – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when asked to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Address – Yo’ Mama is so poor, every time the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Trippin’ – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, when she tripped…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Phone Book – Yo’ Mama is like a telephone book: available…
Yo Mama’s Groteque Obesity – Yo mama’s so fat, when she farted pluto’s ice caps…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Dollar – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she steps on…
Broiled TP – Do you know how to cook toilet paper? Brown it on one…
Well-Endowed Queen – What do you call a gay guy with a sixteen-inch dick? A…
A man at a retirement home was walking … – A man at a retirement…
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