Monday, November 25
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo mama’s so fat… airplane – Your mama’s so fat she went on an airplane…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Speed Dial – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put…
Yo Mama Refrigerator – Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out…
Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Signs – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so busted, each tooth has a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Beach – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she goes…
God DID Have A Purpose – Why did God invent the shopping cart? To teach…
Magic Fingers – While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into the…
Deaf and Dumb Kid – What did the deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?…
Poem by a Man at a Urinal – As I stand here, and try to…
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Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Teeth – Yo’ Mama’s breath is so nasty, when she burps, her…
Hanging with Blondes – There were nine blondes and a brunette hanging of a rope…
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Smart Blonde – What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.
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