Monday, November 25
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Phone Plan – Yo’ Mama is like my cell phone plan:…
Bush got a coded message from Saddam – Bush got a coded message from Saddam.…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Cow – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she went up…
Baldness – Are you really that bald or is your neck just blowing a bubble?
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Gumball Machine – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she argued…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Ventilation – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she invented a…
Equal Opportunity Gas – Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them,…
Just Depends – Two old people flirt at a seniors’ singles bar. After a few…
Tonight’s My Night – Prostitute 1: Tonight’s my night — I can smell c**k in…
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