Saturday, March 8
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Blonde and Missed Bus – She is so blonde, when she missed the 44 bus,…
Dumb Brunettes – Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?A: Peroxide.
The Blonde Flu – A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, "Doc, I’m…
Blondes and Brunettes – Q: Why did God create blondes?A: Because pets can’t bring beer…
Toothpaste Inventor – Q: How do you know that someone from West Virginia invented toothpaste?A:…
Lawyers and Walls – Q: How many lawyers does it take to build a wall?A:…
Bar: Horny Wife, Pooped Husband – A man walks into a bar and orders a…
Gassy Granny – An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this…
Fat Woman – Once there was a man named BB. He had a very fat…
More Jokes
So many to choose from – Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… DNA – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks DNA…
Little Johnny… Peanut – Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark…
Mary Had A Little Lamb – Mary had a little sheep With this sheep She…
Dinosaur Booty Call… Pedal – Those other dinosaurs may be bipedal and quadrupedal, but I’m…
Sneezy – "Doctor, everytime I sneeze I have an orgasm!" "Are you doing anything for…
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