Monday, November 25
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Bucket of Water – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… World Wildlife Foundation – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the…
Pig in a Bar – A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then…
This Joke Hurts – A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch…
Blondes and a 747 – Q: What do a blonde and a 747 have in…
Blonde Love Handles – A blonde finds a lamp with a genie inside. He says,…
Hunting Trip – Bill and Bob go on a hunting trip. At night in their…
Bloody Mary – What’s grosser than gross? A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in…
Yeast + Billy Ray Cyrus = ? – What do you get when you cross…
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