Saturday, March 8
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Stamping – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she stamped her…
Yo Mama Lipbia – Yo’ mama’s lips so big, she can whisper in her own…
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Birds Fly Upside Down Over Iowa – Why do birds fly upside down over Iowa?…
Blonde Meets Cheerios – Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a box…
Blonde Trouble – Q: Why do blondes have trouble achieving orgasm?A: Who cares?
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Dirty Aliens – A married couple was walking down the street when an alien spacecraft…
Bed Football – An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he…
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