Monday, November 25
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Dealer – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she’s got more…
Chicago Bears Bashing – Q: Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois?A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Ear Infection – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she gave…
Yo’ Mama Is So Lazy… Nose Blowing – Yo’ Mama is so lazy, she stuck…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Haircut – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put a…
Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You – How on earth can you see…
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Streakers and Strokers – Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench when…
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