Friday, February 28
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Trophies – Yo’ Mama is so short, she models for…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Bedtime – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she has to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Christmas – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when she heard…
Cruel Joke – What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer!
Yo’ Mama Is So Bald… Rollers – Yo’ Mama is so bald, she has to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Underwear – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she farts,…
Snot – When you’re neckin’ with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You…
Grosser than gross.. underwear – What’s grosser than gross? When you throw your underwear and…
I’m Very Bullish On Milk – A farmer and a son live on a farm.…
More Jokes
Elevator Operator Booty Call… Preference – Personally, I prefer going down.
Classic Booty Call… Raisins – Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a…
Avon Calling – An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding…
You’ll Be So Fat…Mountain – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll make the centerfold…
Discrimination – It was recess and the pre-schoolers came in. The teacher asked Susie what…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Fresh Crabs – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she put…
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