Saturday, January 11
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Donations to the Preacher – After church service, a little boy tells the pastor that…
Harvard Graduate – How do you get a Harvard graduate off your porch? Pay him…
Harley vs. Hoover – Q: What’s the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A:…
Yo mama’s… Roller Coaster – Your mama’s like a roller coaster…she has her ups, she…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Marijuana – Yo’ Mama is like marijuana — everyone does her,…
An Ugly Position – What’s the position to make ugly babies? Ask your parents.
Tarzan Sees Elephants – Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?A:…
An Old Fart – A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. The…
The Bottom Line – A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon. All the…
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