Monday, November 25
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Parachute – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Monster Truck – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she got…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Telephone Pole – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Last Supper – Yo’ Mama is so old, she was…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Imaginary Friend – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her imaginary…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Kickstand – Yo’ Mama is so poor, her car came…
The Cork – A guy in the locker room saw another guy with a piece…
Three Girls Go Camping – One day three women went camping – a blonde, a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Same Bush – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, when she…
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