Monday, November 25
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Ladder – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she took a…
Shorty – You are so small that when it rains, you are the last to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Accident Report – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, cops stop…
Yo’ Mama Is So Flat… Pirate’s Dream – Yo’ Mama is so flat, pirates can’t…
Yo Mama’s So Fat… Epilepsy – Yo’ mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as…
Stupid People Euphemisms – — Not the brightest crayon in the box– Not the sharpest…
Underbite – How can you tell if you have an underbite? You’re eating p***y and…
No Panties – Two girls take a walk on a hot summer day. They see…
Walks Into a Bar… Leprechaun Pee – A leprechaun walks into a bar. After several…
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