Thursday, March 6
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Smashed TV – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she smashed…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Low Rider – Yo’ Mama is so fat, every car…
Blonde’s Helicopter Lesson – A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, "I’ll radio…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Weigh Station – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she’s…
Bah Dum Bump! – What do you call a person who likes to hang around…
The Comeback Supremo – If I wanted any lip from you, I would jiggle my…
Two brunettes and a blonde… – Two brunettes and a blonde are attempting to fix…
Smellin’ Wood – Two brothers, Bob and Tom, both work for a lumberyard. One day,…
The Flying Condom – Q: Why was the condom flying through the air?A: It got…
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