Monday, November 25
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Twinkie Insult – I haven’t seen you run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.
Higher Learning – Q: What do you call a blonde in an institute of higher…
You So Fat…Scale – You are so fat, that when you step on a scale…
Blonde Smoker – Q: How did the blonde put out her cigarette?A: She threw it…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Bathroom – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when I asked…
If brains were dynamite… – If brains were dynamite, you couldn’t blow your nose!
You Can’t Put HimTogether Again – What’s green and red, and goes 100 mph? A…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Fart Brains – Yo’ Mama is so dumb, if her…
It’s What’s For Dinner – What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off
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