Monday, November 25
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
The 20 Disses – Words can’t describe your outfit, so I’ll just throw up! They…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Same Bush – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, when she…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Phone Plan – Yo’ Mama is like my cell phone plan:…
Bush got a coded message from Saddam – Bush got a coded message from Saddam.…
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Clinton Puts His Two Bucks In – One day Bill Clinton decides to go on…
There was a little boy and a little girl … – A little boy and…
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