Monday, November 25
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Beware – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, the sign in…
Blonde in the Mirror – Two blondes finds a mirror on the sidewalk.The first blonde…
Yo mama’s so fat… Godzilla tried – Yo mama’s so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k…
Yo mama’s…Kidnappers – Yo Mama is so ugly when she was kidnapped her mother sent…
Yo Mama’s So Fat… Pigs – Yo mama’s so fat, her ass looks like two…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Dental Floss – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she uses…
The Army Hospital – An army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one…
Parsley and Pubic Hair – Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common?A:…
Fired From Sperm Bank – Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his…
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