Monday, November 25
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Breastfeed – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she had to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Bald… Thinking – Yo’ Mama is so bald, I can see…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Park – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she goes…
Preferential Treatment – A fat woman and a skinny woman were sitting together at a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Dime – Yo’ Mama is so short, she could sit…
Scratchy Lottery – A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked confused, so a clerk…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Ass Hair – Yo’ Mama is like ass hair: totally useless…
The Toothbrush And The Toilet Paper – One day a miserable toothbrush sits down and…
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