Thursday, March 6
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
How Tall? – How tall are you? I didn’t know they stacked s**t that high!
Body Talk – This lady goes to the doctor for a check up. When she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Volkswagen – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she looks like…
Donations to the Preacher – After church service, a little boy tells the pastor that…
Harvard Graduate – How do you get a Harvard graduate off your porch? Pay him…
Harley vs. Hoover – Q: What’s the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A:…
Dear Diarrhea – Didja hear that diarrhea’s hereditary? Yeah, it runs in the jeans!
Bear and Toilet – Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with…
The Blonde and Car Maintenance – A blonde buys a used sports car. However, during…
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Gorilla Control – A man calls Animal Control to get a crazed gorilla off his…
Yeti Booty Call… Bigfoot – You know what they say about Bigfoot? I’m bigger.
Blow Job Etiquette – –First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. –Extension…
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