Thursday, March 6
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Bungee – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… High-Five – Yo’ Mama so fat, I can stand on…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Sex Wave – Yo’ Mama is so fat, you have…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Redwoods – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses California…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Hokey Pokey – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
You’ll Be So Fat…Mayonnaise – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll put mayonnaise on…
Lucky Dog – Jeremy and Kris walk down the street and see a dog licking…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Monkey Poop – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, monkeys throw…
Honda – A guy says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it…
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Yo’ Mama’s Hair… Wilson – Yo’ Mama’s hair is so nasty, Wilson couldn’t pick it.
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