Monday, November 25
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Bungee – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… High-Five – Yo’ Mama so fat, I can stand on…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Sex Wave – Yo’ Mama is so fat, you have…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Redwoods – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses California…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Hokey Pokey – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
You’ll Be So Fat…Mayonnaise – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll put mayonnaise on…
Pitching a Tent – Little gay Johnny asks Billy, "If you went camping and woke…
How does herpes leave the hospital? – How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.
Honeymooners – One day, a man was fishing on a dock across from a hotel…
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