Thursday, March 6
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Blonde Protection – Q: What does a blonde use for protection during sex?A: A bus…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Tanning – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she goes…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Shower – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she has to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Diaphragm – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she keeps her…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Wet Patch – Yo’ Mama is so fat, I had…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Bent Over – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Dead Blonde in Closet – Q: What do you get when you find a dead…
Gonna Marry – A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I’ve found the…
Microwaves – Q: What’s brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a…
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