Monday, November 25
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Blondes Blow It – Q: What’s it called when a blonde blows in another blonde’s…
Two Chance Blonde – Q: Did you hear about the blonde who had two chances…
Blondes and Waterskiing – Q: Why is it so hard to teach blondes to water…
Blonde Skydiver – Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?A: She missed the Earth.
Grand Theft Auto – A blonde get’s in her car and notices her steering wheel,…
Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery! – Did you hear about the Alabama Lottery? You can win…
Anorexic vs. Cheeseburger – Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?…
Streakers and Strokers – Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench when…
Rattlesnake vs. Flaccid… – What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common?…
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Shut Up – If my pants aren’t at my ankles, don’t open your mouth!
Blonde and Pizza – A blonde orders a pizza and the clerk asks if he…
The Offspring – A birch and a beech tree grow up side by side in…
The Mailbox – A man moved into a new apartment, and he decided to go…
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