Monday, November 25
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
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Blonde and Halogen – Q: What’s the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?A:…
Blondes and Colds – Q: Why is it OK for blondes to catch cold?A: They…
Flighty Blonde – Q: What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake?A:…
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Rocks and Women – Q: What do rocks and women have in common?A: Men skip…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Bath – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is…
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