Thursday, January 23
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Trash – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, when she’s asked…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Front Door – Yo’ Mama is so poor, I walked…
Yo Mama – Yo mama’s so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Motorcycle – Yo’ Mama is so dumb, she locked her…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Christmas Toys – Yo’ Mama is so poor, all you…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Hockey Player – Yo’ Mama is like a hockey player, she…
Three’s a Crowd – A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Fart Brains – Yo’ Mama is so dumb, if her…
Rhoids – "How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."
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