Monday, December 23
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
You’re So Stupid…Bumper Cars – You’re so stupid, you got caught drunk-driving at the bumper…
Yo Mama’s Scalp Condition – Yo’ mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Drunk Driving – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… License – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she needs license…
Texas A&M Nativity Loss – Q: Why couldn’t Texas A&M put on a nativity scene?A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Bald… Shower – Yo’ Mama is so bald, she gets brainwashed…
What’s green and smells like … – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
Fish Market – One day there was a blind man walking down the street and…
Broiled TP – Do you know how to cook toilet paper? Brown it on one…
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