Monday, November 25
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Imaginary Friend – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her imaginary…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Kickstand – Yo’ Mama is so poor, her car came…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Dealer – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she’s got more…
Chicago Bears Bashing – Q: Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois?A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Ear Infection – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she gave…
Yo’ Mama Is So Lazy… Nose Blowing – Yo’ Mama is so lazy, she stuck…
Underbite – How can you tell if you have an underbite? You’re eating p***y and…
Midget Huevos – One day a man was pissing in a public bathroom and a…
Dirty Swiss – Q: Whats brown and has holes? A: Swiss shit.
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Heffahump – How do you stop a dog who’s humping your leg? Whack him off!
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