Wednesday, March 5
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Free Press – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she stole…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Tampons – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she rolls her…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Sex? – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when she got…
Yo’ Mama Is So Redneck… Door Mat – Yo’ Mama is so redneck, the door…
Yo’ Mama… Lipstick – Tell Yo’ Mama to stop changing the color of her lipstick…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Toothpick – Yo’ Mama is so skanky, she can make…
Gross Siamese Tongue – What’s grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue.…
Overbite – Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite?A: When you’re eating…
Leprechaun – What’s the difference between a leprechaun and gonorrhea? One’s a cunning runt.
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