Wednesday, March 5
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Death waits – There were three men on death row, a Brit, an American, and…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Wall – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, when she leans…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Christmas – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she told your…
Three Gay Men – Three gay men died, and were cremated. Their lovers happened to…
The Blonde and Car Maintenance – A blonde buys a used sports car. However, during…
An Old Fart – A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. The…
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