Monday, November 25
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo mama’s so ugly… kid – Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid…
Yo’ Mama Is so Ugly… Cigarette Butts – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, I’ve seen…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Bronzer – Yo’ Mama’s so fat, she doesn’t use bronzer…
You’ll Be So Fat…Full Sweaters – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving, instead of belly…
Lazy Lesbians – Q: Why are lesbians so lazy?A: They don’t do dick and they…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Layaway – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she puts McDonald’s…
Man vs. Public Toilet – Q: What do men and public toilets have in common?A:…
Gross Siamese Tongue – What’s grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue.…
The Perils of Flatulence – Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?…
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