Wednesday, March 5
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Shorty – You are so small that when it rains, you are the last to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Accident Report – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, cops stop…
Yo’ Mama Is So Flat… Pirate’s Dream – Yo’ Mama is so flat, pirates can’t…
Yo Mama’s So Fat… Epilepsy – Yo’ mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as…
Stupid People Euphemisms – — Not the brightest crayon in the box– Not the sharpest…
Yo’ Mama… Sex Positions – Q: What sexual positions make the ugliest babies?A: I don’t…
Wasp’s Nest – A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a…
Dragging Their Feet – Two men both drag their right foot as they walk.As they…
What’s Red (Nastiest Joke) – What’s red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion!
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Big ‘n’ Green – What’s green with 20,000 assholes? A St.Patrick’s Day parade!
Mail-In Blonde – Blonde: "I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining…
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