Monday, November 25
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Tide – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn’t…
Blonde Tag – Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?A: One.
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Door Knob – Yo’ Mama is like a door knob: everybody…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Twins – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she was…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Bird Seed – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she steals…
Farting into the Great Beyond – Your fart’s so loud, astronauts in space mistook your…
Valentine’s Day Surprise – A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine’s Day walk…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Fart Brains – Yo’ Mama is so dumb, if her…
Cuz Penguins Drive Cars – It’s a really hot day and this penguin is having…
More Jokes
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Science Fiction Porn Titles – Alien Haserection The Adventures of Prudo Snatch Bottlestar Lactatica 2010:…
Sloth Booty Call… Movement – Its okay, you don’t have to move.
A.J. Jamal: Tarzan – Didn’t you like those old shows, like ‘Tarzan’? Remember ‘Tarzan’? Story…
The Newlywed Game – A newlywed couple on their honeymoon gets to the hotel room.…
Pirate Booty Call… Plank – How’d ya like to walk my plank? Yar!
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